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The WeirdoBugs™

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WeirdoBugs Says...

  • This bug cured my $200/hr therapy addiction!

    🔥 Bought the Zombie Green for my cubicle. Now my entire team fights to squish it during Zoom hell. Every time Karen says “synergy”, I stab the eyeballs – thesquelchnoise made our intern snort coffee through her nose! CFO even knitted it a tiny tie and promoted it to “VP of Sanity”. Only flaw: My bug’s so over-squished it looks like a melted gummy bear.Release a “Corporate Grunge Edition” plz!

    -Mike

  • My kid traded his Switch for this. Am I winning?

    😂 Bought it for my stress, but my 12yo stole it to “study”. Now he squishes it to memorize the periodic table (claims the eyeball pop sounds like his science teacher’s sneeze). Plot twist: This ugly thing became middle school cafeteria currency – 2 bugs = 1 pack of gummy worms! WeirdoBugs, collab with Skittles before he auctions it for a fake ID.

    -Sarah

  • My ex sent this as an apology. Joke’s on him

    💥 Carried Psycho Purple on dates. When Chad bragged about his Tesla, I violently squished the bug until an eyeball flew into his kombucha. Then I methim– a guy who pulled out his own Puke Yellow bug for a squeeze-off. Our wedding invites are bug-shaped: “Pop the eyeball for venue coordinates!”

    -Anna

Q&A...

Will the eyeballs fly out if I squeeze too hard?

"Technically yes, but that’s the point!👽
Our TPR eyeballs are designed topop out dramatically(then snap back like a boomerang). Tested by our CEO’s angry cat – survives 10,000+ rage squeezes.

Can I fight someone with this bug?

Legally we say no… but ethically? 🤫
While WeirdoBugs are FDA-approved for emotional violence only, 78% of users report successfully weaponizing it against:

  • Annoying Zoom meetings (squelch sounds > mute button)
  • Passive-aggressive roommates ("Accidentally" left on their pillow)
  • Existential dread (100% success rate)

Why does it look like my ex’s personality?

Finally, someone asks the real questions!🔮
Our design team secretly studiedtoxic traits, overcooked broccoli, and 90s cartoon villains.
Upgrade Suggestion:Gift them a Puke Yellow bug with a note:"Now you can squeeze yourself for once."

Is it dishwasher-safe? Asking for my chaos demon child.

Technically yes… but your bug might develop PTSD.🧼
For"lightly traumatized"bugs, handwash with soap. Forwar crime-level dirt, toss it in the dishwasher (top rack only!).
Warning:May come out stickier and more judgmental.